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Untitled The House Of Murphy

Ubell's Law of Press Luncheons:: At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.
Uhlmann's Razor:: When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.; Corollary (Law of Historical Causation): "It seemed like the thing to do at the time".
The Ultimate Law:: All general statements are false.
The Ultimate Principle:: By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.
Umbrella Law:: You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.
The Unapplicable Law:: Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
Universal Field Theory of Perversity (Mule's Law):: The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the perversity of the inanimate object involved and inversely with the product of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.
Unnamed Law:: If it happens, it must be possible.
The Unspeakable Law:: As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.