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Untitled The House Of Murphy

Yapp's Basic Fact:: If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself, some dope will do it.
Yolen's Guide for Self-Praise:: Proclaim yourself "World Champ" of something --tiddly-winks, rope-jumping, whatever-- send this notice to newspapers, radio, TV, and wait for challengers to confront you. Avoid challenges as long as possible, but continue to send news of your achievements to all media. Also, develop a newsletter and letterhead for communications.
Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences:: If it is green or it wiggles, it is Biology.; If it stinks, it is Chemistry.; If it doesn't work, it is Physics.
Young's Law:: All great discoveries are made by mistake.; Corollary: The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.