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Untitled The House Of Murphy

Zellar's Law:: Every newspaper, no matter how tight the news hole, has room for a story on another newspaper increasing its newsstand price.
Zimmerman's Law:: Regardless of whether a mission expands or contracts, administrative overhead continues to grow at a steady rate.
Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:: Nobody notices when things go right.
Zusmann's Rule:: A successful symposium depends on the ratio of meeting to eating.
Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving System Dynamics:: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can (Old worms never die, they just worm their way into larger cans).
Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws:: When it rains, it pours.
Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labour:: People are always available for work in the past tense.