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Two gentlemen were discussing "looming" retirement. While one guy had lots of hobbies, the other fellow had none, and was rather concerned about what to do. The first guy suggested he go visit his kids. The man said, "Well, I only have two kids, but I could buy a motor home and go visit my brothers and sisters, that would take about a year." The first guy looked a bit puzzled, so his friend said, "I`m one of eighteen kids." The first fellow`s eyes got rather large, so the man volunteered to explain. "The problem was, my mother was hard of hearing." With a big grin he added, "My mom and dad would go to bed at night, and dad would ask, `Do you want to go to sleep, or what?` and mom would say, `What?`"