Take Off Your Pants And Jacket (2001)

Plage n°	Titre de la chanson	Plage n°	Titre de la chanson	Plage n°	Titre de la chanson
1	Anthem Part II	8	Roller Coaster	15	What Went Wrong
2	Online Songs	9	Reckless Abandon	16	Mother's Day
3	First Date	10	Everytime I Look For You	17	I Want To Fuck A Dog In The Ass
4	Happy Holidays You Bastard	11	Give Me One Good Reason	18	Grandpa An Asshole
5	Story Of A Lonely Guy	12	Shut Up	19	Don't Tell Me It's Over
6	The Rock Show	13	Please Take Me Home
7	Stay Together For The Kids	14	Time To Break Up

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Anthem Part II

Everything has fallen to pieces,
Earth is dyin' help me Jesus.

We need guidance, We've been misled
Young and hostile but not stupid.

Corporate leaders, politicians,
kids can't vote adults elect them.

Mobs that rule the school and workplace,
signs that caution - sixteen's unsafe.

We really need to, see this through.
We never wanted to be abused,
we'll never give up, it's no use.
If we're fucked up, you're to blame.

Could this train wreck burn more slowly?
Kids are victims in this story.
Drown our youth with usless warnings,
teenage rules there fucked and boring.

We really need to, see this through.
We never wanted to be abused,
we'll never give up, it's no use.
If we're fucked ed up, you're to blame.
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to pieces,
Everything has fallen to

We really need to, see this through.
We never wanted to be abused,
we'll never give up, it's no use.
If we're fuckeded up, you're to blame!

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Online Songs

Josie you're my source of most frustration.
Forget when I don't meet expectations.

Everything you wished came true,
in the end we all blamed you.
Even though as they all know,
You weren't the only one, two, three, four

and why do you still keep it around
when you know it brings me down,
i'm hating everything.
and i know that you've dated other guys
but i gotta wonder why you'd leave it out for me.

and why am i still hanging around
when i know it brings me down,
i'm hating everything.
And you are getting rides home in his car
and making out in his front yard,
and hating everything.

Please don't remind me, put your back behind me
Chance it that it was me, wish that this would end.

and i am not buying static.
saw you online, that screen name used to be mine.
but can we just pretend.

If you could have another day,
i've got so much left to say,
i'll tell you everything.
and i'll laugh when i think about the past.
when i see you after class,
you're hating everything.

Please don't remind me,
put your back behind me,
chance it that it was me,
wish that this would end.

and i am not buying static,
saw you online,
that screen name used to be mine,
but can we just pretend...

And she said...
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na, na na na na
(i guess i thought you were there)

Please don't remind me,
put your back behind me,
Chance it that it was me,
wish that this would end.

and i am not buying static,
saw you online,
that screen name used to be mine,
but can we just pretend.

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First Date

In the car I just can't wait
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if i hold your hand.
Is it wrong if i think it's lame to dance.
Do you like my stupid hair?
would you guess that i didn't know what to wear.
I'm too scared of what you think,
you make me nervous so i really can't eat.

Let's go
don't wait
this night's almost over
honest
let's make
this night last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever

When you smile
i melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
i'm jealous of everybody in the room
please don't look at me with those eyes
please don't hint that you're capable of lies
i dread the thought of our very first kiss
a target that i'm probably gonna miss.

Let's go
don't wait
this night's almost over
honest
let's make
this night last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever
forever and ever
let's make this last forever

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Happy Holidays You Bastard

It's christmas eve and i've only wrapped two fuckin' presents.
christmas eve and i've only wrapped two fuckin' presents.

And i hate, hate, hate your guts,
i hate, hate, hate your guts,
And i'll never talk to you again

unless your dad will suck me off.
i'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock.
i'll never talk to you again.
ejaculate into a sock
i'll never talk to you again.
i'll never talk to you again.

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs.
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinin' hotdogs.
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He's alway's shitin' shittin' his pants.
And i'll never talk to you again

unless your dad will suck me off.
i'll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock.
i'll never talk to you again.
ejaculate into a sock
i'll never talk to you again.
i'll never talk to you again.

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Story Of A Lonely Guy

Push it out
fake a smile
avert disaster
just in time.

I need a drink
cause in a while
worthless answers
from friends of mine.

It's dumb to ask
cool to ignore
girls posess me
but they're never mine

I made my entrance
avoided hazards
checked my engine
i fell behind
Dada,Dada...
i fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
and when the storm's gone, i'm all torn up inside
i'm alway's nervous on days like this, like the prom.
I get too scared to move, cause i'm a fuckin' boy.

Remember when
i was in
the grocery store
now's my time

lost the words
lost my nerve
lost the girl
left a line
i would wish
upon a star
but that star
it doesn't shine

so read my book
with a boring ending
a short story
of a lonely guy.

Dada....
Who fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
and when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
i'm alway's nervous on days like this, like the prom.
I get too scared to move, cause i'm a fuckin' boy.

Dada....

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
and when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
i'm alway's nervous on days like this, like the prom.
I get too scared to move, cause i'm still just a stupid worthless boy.

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The Rock Show

Hangin out behind the club at the weekend
I get stupid getting dunk with my best friends
I couldnt wait for the summer at the Warped tour
I remember its the first time that i saw her there

She's getting kicked out of school cos shes failing
Im kinda nervouse cuz i think all her friends hate me
Shes the one she'll always be there
She took my hand and that made it i swear

Because i fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said what and i told her that i didnt know
Shes so cool better sneak in through her window
Everythings better when shes around
I cant wait til' her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
17 without a purpose or direction
We dont owe anyone a fucking explanation

Because i fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said what and i told her that i didnt know
Shes so cool better sneak in through her window
Everythings better when shes around
I cant wait til' her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

Black and white picture of her on my wall
I waited for her call
She always kept me waiting
And if i ever got another chance
Id still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting

I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said what and i told her that i didnt know
Shes so cool better sneak in through her window
Everythings better when shes around
I cant wait til' her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

With the girl at the rock show

I'll never, forget to-night
I'll never, forget to-night
I'll never, forget to-night
I'll never, forget to-night

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Stay Together For The Kids

Its hard to wake up,
when the shades have been pulled shut.
This house is haunted,
its so pathetic, it makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say,
the words rot and fall away.
If a stupid poem could fix this home,
I'd read it every day.

So heres your holiday
Hope you, enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone, will you
remember this night.
Twenty years now lost,
it's not right.

The anger hurts my ears, been running strong for seven years.
Rather than fix the problem,
they never solve them, it makes no sense at all.
I see them everyday, we get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants,
and its what she wants, then whys there so much pain?

So heres your holiday
Hope you, enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone, will you
remember this night.
Twenty years now lost,
it's not right.

So heres your holiday
Hope you, enjoy it this time.
You gave it all away.
It was mine.
So when your dead and gone, will you
remember this night.
Twenty years now lost,
it's not right.

its not right
its not right
its not right
its not right
its not right

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Roller Coaster

Breathing deeply
walking backwards
finding strength
to call and ask her
Roller coaster
favorite ride
let me kiss you
one last time
 
Leave me standing here
Act like i'm not around
The coast will probably never clear
Can i please go home now?
I had that dream
about you again
where i wait outside
until you let me in.
And there i stay.
 
Lay beside me
and listen at the wall.
We'll keep on lying
until the summer comes
I had that dream
about you again
Where you drive my car
right off a fucking cliff
 
and now i'm breathing deeply
walking backwards
finding strength
to call and ask her
Roller coaster
favorite ride
let me kiss you
one last time
 
make me promise
that i will never tell
all i remember is
the way her bedroom smells
 
I had that dream
about you again
where i wait outside
until you let me in.
 
and now i'm breathing deeply
walking backwards
finding strength
to call and ask her
Roller coaster
favorite ride
let me kiss you
one last time
 
Goodnight

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Reckless Abandon

On and on, reckless abandon
somethings wrong,
this is gonna shock them
nothing to hold on to
we'll use this song, to lead you on
 
I learned a lot today
not sure if i'll get laid and
not sure if i'll fail or pass
kissed every girl in class
 
Everybody would waste it all
to have a summer that they could call
memories are full of fun.
fucked up, when it's all done.
 
On and on, reckless abandon
somethings wrong,
this is gonna shock them
nothing to hold on to
we'll use this song, to lead you on
Break the truth
with more bad news
he left a scar, size extra large
 
Sip a drink of the alcohol
Ending up kneeling in bathroom stalls
eyes are red and my movement's slow
too high got vertigo
 
he took a shit in the bathroom tub
and feed the dog with brownie drugs
Tried hard to not get caught
he fucked a chick in a parking lot.
 
On and on, reckless abandon
somethings wrong,
this is gonna shock them
nothing to hold on to
we'll use this song, to lead you on
Break the truth
with more bad news
he left a scar, size extra large
 
Break a window and bust a wall.
Making fun of your friends mom
Turn the music up way too loud.
Charge a pizza to the house.
Everybody would waste it all
to have a summer that they could call
memories are full of fun.
fucked up when it's all done
 
On and on, reckless abandon
somethings wrong,
this is gonna shock them
nothing to hold on to
we'll use this song, to lead you on
Break the truth
with more bad news
he left a scar, size extra large
 

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Everytime I Look For You

Never found out why you left him
but this answer begs a question.
To blind to see tomorrow, to broke
to beg or borrow.
Young and Stupid
Left wide open, hearts are wasted
lifes are broken.
 
 
One more point of contention,
I need some intervention
Approaching vague tensions
Betray my short attention
span the distance, bridge the border,
beg forgiveness, round the corner.
 
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down.
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground.
I left another message you are never around.
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down.
Once more.
Well the last one out, please shut the door.
 
 
More time apart will give you
a few more months to argue.
Is this to much to live through
It always seems to far to drive
the point home, send more letters
pray tomorrow, ends up better.
 
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down.
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground.
I left another message you are never around.
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down.
Once more.
Well the last one out, please shut the door.
 
I never did do anything that she asked,
I never let what happend, stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant.
In spite of everything, in spite of everything..
 
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down.
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground.
I left another message you are never around.
 
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down.
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground.
I left another message you are never around.
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down.
 

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Give Me One Good Reason

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it
All the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose
and walk around in torn pantyhose, oh yeah
 
I like the kids who say
they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fight
I agianst how they were brought up
they hate the trends and think it's fucked to care
it's cool when this piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah
 
So give me one good reason
why we need to be like them
kids will have fun and often
they don't want to and don't fit in.
 
Hate the jocks, the preps
the hippie fuckin' scum bags,
heavy-metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
counting seconds until we can get away
ditching school almost every single day, oh yeah
 
So give me one good reason
why we need to be like them
kids will have fun and often
they don't want to and don't fit in.
 

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Shut Up

Shut the fuck up
she said i'm going fucking deaf
you're alway's too loud
everything's too loud
now that all my friends left
this place is fucking dead
i wanna move out
when can we move out?
This shit has got to stop
 
I'll run away
 
Get the fuck up
She said Your life is meaningless
it's going nowhere, you're going nowhere
you're just a fuck-up
she said i'll live alone instead
she said you don't care
i know i don't care (I know I don't care)
 
I'll never ask permission from you
fuck off i'm not listening to you
i'm not coming home
i'm never going to come back home
 
I've got you fucked up again
and passed out on the plane
tired to forget you
i can't forget you
no sleep on this flight
i'll think about nights
we had to get thru
how did we get thru?
 
I'll never ask permission from you
fuck off i'm not listening to you
i'm not coming home
i'm never going to come back home
 
I'll run away
I think it's time that i should leave
I think it's time that i should leave
I think it's time that i should leave
I think it's time that i should leave
 
I'll never ask permission from you
fuck off i'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home
 
I'll run away
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave
I think it's time for me to leave

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Please Take Me Home

oh no it happend again
she's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
i tried for hours if so
you leave me no where to go
 
she's unstopable
unpredictable
i'm so jaded
calculated wrong.
 
Please take me home
too late
it's gone
i bet you're sad
this is the best time we ever had
 
i hope, hope that it lasts
give in forget the past
be strong when things fall apart
honest this breaks my heart
 
she's unstopable
unpredictable
i'm so jaded
calculated wrong.
 
Please take me home
too late
it's gone
i bet you're sad
this is the best time we ever had
 
Why did we have to go date?
It's too easy to complicate
be strong when things fall apart
honest this breaks my heart
 
Please take me home
too late
it's gone
i bet you're sad
this is the best time we ever had

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Time To Break Up

I guess it's only the men,
who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall,
we wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late,
she's pissed that she had to wait
And my excuse not to call,
it never worked at all

Time to wake up,
where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
she was stronger
All my friends say,
please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so

I used to hate the lipstick,
it stained and tasted so sick
The pantyhose and the bras,
she threw on my guitars
Shit Fuck I made a mistake,
I thought I needed a break
The truth is I'm such a dick,
it's broke and can't be fixed

Time to wake up,
where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
she was stronger
All my friends say,
please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so

If you wanna call it a heartache,
then I shouldn't regret those things,
I miss her If you want the pain to go away,
better suck up your pride and admit you lost her
let her go, move on, let her go, move on, let her go

Time to wake up,
where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
she was stronger
All my friends say,
please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so
Move on, let her go, move on, let her go,
move on, let her go, move on, let her go

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What Went Wrong

I'm sick of always hearing, all those sad songs, on the radio.
All day, it is there to remind,
An over sensitive guy, that he's lost and alone, yeah.

I hate our favorite restaurant, our favorite movie, our favorite show.
We would, stay up all through the night,
we would laugh and get high, and never answer the phone.

I can't forgive, can't forget, can't give in.
What went wrong, cause you said this was right?
You fucked up my life

I'm sick of always hearing, sappy love songs, on the radio.
This place, it's fuckin cursed its plague.
And I can never escape. When my heart it explodes.

I can't forgive can't forget, can't give in.
What went wrong, cause you said this was right?
You fucked up my life

I'm kicking. How fiercely at the world around me. What went wrong?
I'm kicking. How fiercely at the world around me. What went wrong?
I'm kicking. How fiercely at the world around me. What went wrong?
I'm kicking. How fiercely at the world around me. What went wrong?
I'm kicking

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Mother's Day

1, 2, 3, 4
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day

I'll be fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day

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I Wanted To Fuck In Ass

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
(he wants to fuck a dog in the ass)
I wanna fuck a dog.
That's right kids.
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog, and his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucken pirate in the ass
(arg me and me first mate a scervy ker)
Tried to fuck a fucken pirate
but i found the dog
(arg that was no pirate it was my own sister) (it's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
wanna fuck a fuckin dog
Fuck you.

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Grandpa An Asshole

(Spanish guy) Uno, dos, tres, quatro

When you fucked Grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you 'till the sun did rise,
And did he look into your eyes?
And ask you to fellate him,
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole.
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole.
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When you fucked Grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head?
And was it on your mother's bed?

(Talking in the background)
This is fucking stupid man!
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather.
I mean, you guys are related!
What's he gonna do,
take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, he'll like fuck you in the butt, I mean...
He'll come here and watch, and come all over the place.
I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight man, this is stupid.

(On top of the background)
He seems like a total asshole.
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole.
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.
I hate you!

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Don't Tell Me It's Over

I hear the phone, it rings so violently,
Can't leave my room, can't recces she left me,
I will admit, I hate those things I said,
Girls always cry, guys will never admit they did.

Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over, i'm not used to this temptation,
And when you come back running, there's no use for explanation,
I think things are to awful, even with my expert knowledge,
Most girls do mean trouble, because they are very honest.

What's with the jokes, all the routines they play,
Screw with my head, never came to admit their way,
Guys like to run, she yell you see,
Guys hate goodbye, girls think it's therapy.

Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over, i'm not used to this temptation,
And when you come back running, there's no use for explanation,
I think things are to awful, even with my expert knowledge,
Most girls do mean trouble, because they are very honest.

Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over, i'm not used to this temptation,
And when you come back running, there's no use for explanation,
I think things are to awful, even with my expert knowledge,
Most girls do mean trouble, because they are very honest.

Don't tell me that it's over, i'm not used to this temptation,
(Hold on, hold on)
And when you come back running, there's no use for explanation,
(Hold on, hold on)
I think things are to awful, even with my expert knowledge,
(Hold on, hold on)
Most girls do mean trouble, because they are very honest.
(Hold on, hold on)

Don't tell me that it's over, i'm not used to this temptation.